19 dad jokes about classical music that are so bad they’re actually hilarious
22 June 2021, 16:57 | Updated: 22 June 2021, 17:00
These timeless classical music jokes are so bad, your dad probably invented them. Did you hear the one about the tuba glue?
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Beethoven's favourite fruit
Dad: "What's Beethoven's favourite fruit?"
— manda 🎄 (@amxndasantino) June 13, 2017
Me: "I don't know."
Dad: "Banana na, banana naaaa!"
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How drummers name their daughters
Fun fact. I used to be in a band.
— ThreeTimeDaddy (@threetimedaddy) September 27, 2018
Just found out our drummer has had twin girls.
He’s called them Anna One and Anna Two.#dadjokes -
Give this dad a raise
computer: choose a password
— kie (@kieransofar) June 14, 2020
me: hi-hat
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A classic
Chopin, Chopout. Picture: Unknown -
That time Bach couldn't contain himself
A joke in honor of Bach's birthday (rated PG-13):
— Nathan Howe (@natehowe) March 21, 2017
Why did Bach have 20 kids?
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Brass lolz
Want a bad old joke to brighten up your day? No?? Well have it anyway
— 7th Duke Of Doonside 🏴 (@AllyBallyBeal) April 20, 2015
How do you fix a broken tuba?
Use a tuba glue. -
Sorry kids, this movie’s off limits
Sax and violins. Picture: Social media -
A classic
What tone does a piano falling down a mineshaft make?
— Bob Golen (@BobGolen) October 2, 2018
A flat minor. -
Sorry, sops
#dadjokes Why did the failed opera singer become a pirate? So she could finally hit the high Cs.
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So baaaad it's good
Tubas. Picture: Unknown -
Eric Whitacre: the ultimate Dad.
Knock knock.
— Eric Whitacre (@EricWhitacre) August 15, 2016
Who's there?
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Philip Glass. -
Yes yes, very good
Murdered piano. Picture: John Finnemore -
Good jokes get better with age
Haydn. Picture: Classic FM -
Only a dad could be responsible for this
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Pure garbage
Where do you put the double reed on a trombone?
— Band Kid Army (@how_do_i_music) February 15, 2016
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In the trash can!#badmusicjokes -
* slow claps *
Why was the former conductor of the Berlin Philharmonic Orchestra always first to leave the plane?
— Classic FM (@ClassicFM) February 12, 2018
Because he only had Karajan luggage. #UKPunDay -
Best kitchen ever
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Had to be done
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Ba dum tss.
Dog joke. Picture: Twitter